A card with some comedic relief for any new parent. Card says: "parenting: a lot like a bar scene: everyone's yelling, everything's sticky, it's the same music over and over again and occasionally someone throws up." Dimensions: 5.5” x 4.25”. Made with high quality 100lb paper. Blank on inside. Comes with one Kraft envelope per card. Cards are all individually packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve.